things which cannot be accomplished directly following painting one's nails but which must be done the very second one has finished painting them
- Eating potato chips from the bag.
- Using the lav.
- Moving the laundry from the washing machine to the dryer.
- Putting on shoes.
- Loading the dishwasher.
- Opening the mail.
- Kneading dough.
- Okay, I lied - I needn't knead dough right this minute, but you can imagine, can't you?
- And that's nice, isn't it? Needing to knead?
- Undoing the auto numbering key thing gives me the shits.
- I wrote that for Kim.
14. There. That's for Kim too.
15. I think my nails might be dry.