How long would you survive after kicking a bear in the balls?*

Me?
Funny you should ask.
46 seconds.



*click for the quiz

Comments

bunny said…
Better than me...I could only last for 13 seconds. Guess I am a giant walking vagina. LOL
Ali said…
33 seconds - you are rock hard!
kmkat said…
Once again, bb pwns the bear. 17 seconds here. The only question I could answer with any kind of macho was that I HAD eaten bear meat.
eurolush said…
I'd last 48 seconds, ladies.


...But I'd definitely run from a mountian goat with a raging boner.
Jen on the Edge said…
I'd only make it 18 seconds. I'm a goner.
I don't have to be faster than the bear, I just have to be faster than YOU.
Anonymous said…
clearly you all need to see this video.

b
Anonymous said…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB-i_bh661o

that video....

I hate when i do that!

b
Jen said…
27 seconds but that's fine, several people would have been caught by the bear long before then!
tut-tut said…
happy New Year to you, bb!
Anonymous said…
I'm a dead man. 10 seconds.

jbhat
Badger said…
Um. I wouldn't kick a bear in the balls in the first place. (Once again, I am THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE ROOM.)
FIFTY NINE SECONDS BITCHES!
Anonymous said…
Hello ladies (and gentlemen!),
I am going to use my dear bb's blog and tell you all I am back!
I have missed you all and just finished catching up on bb's posts since I left. Obviously I intend on reading each and all of yours as well but right now I am beat.
Off to bed, but not before I wish you ALL a healthy, happy, peaceful New Year.
Paola
blackbird said…
She's blogging by proxy!

But, ladies and gents, how long WOULD Paola last in the bear/balls scenario?
Miz S said…
I am a giant walking vagina and would last 12 lousy seconds. Kim at allconsuming is a badass, obv.
margalit said…
I'm yet another walking vagina: 21 seconds.
Anonymous said…
Oh I forgot to put that down: what else could I've been but a giant walkign vagina? 20 secs
Paola
(hope you're not mad I used your blog for my personal use uh?)