it's beginning to look a lot like...
My email box has been jammed lately with all sorts of pretties for Christmas (I can't bear to refer to the season as The Holidays, so I'll be saying Christmas from now on, fyi) I'm thinking of highlighting things I like when I have a moment....AND, today, I'd like to show you eight things I DON'T WANT.
In no particular order - (and, yes, these items were featured in a holiday gift catalogue)
A Snuggie! A Slanket! A backwards robe for my dog! No, thanks.
I can't look at this without cracking up. I don't see how this is a gift for anyone and can't imagine it's comfortable in any way. And WHY is it called Kymaro?
Don't spend too much time thinking about it - there's a slew of bad gifts for us to ponder...
An automatic liquid soap dispenser is a great gift, right?
What about a Neckline Slimmer?
The picture is actually scarier than the title. Those springs are freaking me out a little.
Is it wrong of me to feel like a microwavable scarf is a creepy combination of not attractive/geriatric?
Are you like me?
Would you find this lawn ornament anxiety provoking?
Middle and I spent quite a while discussing the potential uses for this item:
It's not just for towels...
See?
Middle is asking Santa for one. He's going to warm his underwear in it.
But I've saved the best worst gift for last.
There's not a lot I can say.
Not. Saying. Anything.
It's a great gift. Thoughtful. Useful...with lots of creative possibilities -
right?
In no particular order - (and, yes, these items were featured in a holiday gift catalogue)
A Snuggie! A Slanket! A backwards robe for my dog! No, thanks.
I can't look at this without cracking up. I don't see how this is a gift for anyone and can't imagine it's comfortable in any way. And WHY is it called Kymaro?
Don't spend too much time thinking about it - there's a slew of bad gifts for us to ponder...
An automatic liquid soap dispenser is a great gift, right?
What about a Neckline Slimmer?
The picture is actually scarier than the title. Those springs are freaking me out a little.
Is it wrong of me to feel like a microwavable scarf is a creepy combination of not attractive/geriatric?
Are you like me?
Would you find this lawn ornament anxiety provoking?
Middle and I spent quite a while discussing the potential uses for this item:
It's not just for towels...
See?
Middle is asking Santa for one. He's going to warm his underwear in it.
But I've saved the best worst gift for last.
There's not a lot I can say.
Not. Saying. Anything.
It's a great gift. Thoughtful. Useful...with lots of creative possibilities -
right?
Comments
I have a friend who puts her kids' towels and pajamas in the dryer so they're warm when they get out of the tub. I cannot believe you don't do this for your sons!
The hairy dude made me gag a little.
ONLY IN AMERICA!!!
Gee, you people scare me sometimes, and I am full of LOVE for you all!
Now please, some lovely stuff. I KNOW you have it saved somewhere for us to go ooooh and aaaaah ...
Paola
jbhat
She also has one of those collars she puts in the refridgerator to wear during the summer. Apparently UPS trucks aren't very warm or very cool.
I also think the Kymaro is spelled backwards. Oramyk sounds more descriptive. Kinda like a hammock for your orams. Sorry, I guess I spent too much time thinking about it!
That last photo has me thinking he used Le ManGroomer like nunchucks and thoroughly whacked his back about 8 times with it. Awesome, Dude!
They need to sell special gloves for her to wear so she won't have to feel the stubble on Mr. Mangroomed's back when the hair starts to regrow.
I could shave my legs without bending over. My back would be really happy.
Except w.v. is "henis" which somehow seems oddly appropriate here.