important links from Middle

Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

If anyone is going to buy him a multi touch touch screen interface it has to be a jazz mutant lemur.

Do I have Swine Flu?

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator*

Just to clarify on the bag situation.

Okay then.







*Good lord! Haiku link now removed as many of the haikus were sort of raunchy.

Comments

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loretta said…
Bwahh- love the swine flu link - actually clicked on it to see the symptoms because home with The Teen who is really sick and very worried that she has it - but I'm sure she doesn't.


Right???
blackbird said…
OF COURSE RIGHT.
I love your Haiku
Fine for a Thursday morning
SURPRISE at the end!
Amy A. said…
Shoot. I could have used a raunchy haiku to jumpstart my day. :)
MsCellania said…
Well darn.
I was going to get Middle that little critter he desires, but then I noticed the one month shipping delay and thought I'd get him something else--hey, what about some free advice?!!!

"Dear Middle,
My only advice to graduates is Take Your Pillow to University."
HaHaHa - wv is childlit!
cristina said…
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Anonymous said…
Middle is funny
Wise beyond his years, I think
Props via haiku

jbhat
Anonymous said…
Middle will always be Middle! Thanks for stopping by every now and then.
Paola
eurolush said…
Link love!

Large Hadron Collider is rul scury.


wv: himpally

You are himpally the best.
catsteevens said…
Did cristina mean to comment by saying "t-shit"?
Anonymous said…
Sorry to have missed the raunchy haikus. Still, thanks for the reassurance.

ErinH
cristina said…
HA, thanks cat. you are 100% correct. i'm always afraid, of all the words out there, that i'll mess that one up, and there i go. apparently my comment is as raunchy as the haiku page. sorry, blackbird. sorry, comment readers! i'll try again.

that haiku was originally a threadless t-SHIRT. my husband has it and gets comments on it all the time.
alice c said…
Ah! So that is why the link was called indecenthaikudotcom.
Melanie said…
My daughter has that on a Threadless.com t-shirt, too!