15

It's Youngest's birthday today.
I've asked him to tell us 15 things. He wasn't pleased with that format. I fished around, hoping to get him to talk...

1. What size shoe do you wear?
8 1/2.
(He is the only child in my house with decent socks and, I think, his feet are sort of big.)

2. Favorite song?
The Feel Good Drag.
By Anberlim.
(He had to spell that for me and told me he was going to have to spell it for me. Watched the video, liked it! Of course, now I'll probably find out it has some obscure connection to something bad - like a cult or something....)

3. Why is 15 better than 14?
There is no reason.

4. I don't know what else to ask you...
I like ponies, I dream of world destruction...
You do?!
No. Just kidding.
Okay, what's your favorite chip?
Barbecue.

5. Let's get over the whole favorites thing, tell me some stuff.
Everyone asks me how I'm spending my birthday, so I'll tell you what I've told them: sitting on my ass playing video games. In my underwear.
I think I'll leave out the underwear part.
Oh, no. It's important. I'm not getting dressed.

6. What's your vision of an ideal spouse? nah, wait...
This isn't eharmony.

7. Do ya like flowers?
I like them okay.

8. Do you have any special talents?
I pwn many a noob?

9. Are you funny or good looking?
- I've had people tell me both.

10. Belts or suspenders.
Belts.

11. What's that you're drinking?
Mountain Dew Voltage.
Your mother lets you have that?
On special occasions. She doesn't like it.

12.What's the most fun you've had in the last week?
Going free running with friends.

13. What's your first memory?
My mother holding me in her arms near the wine rack with my grandmother and godmother looking at me...The front door was open and it was very bright.
Gosh, I'm thinking that was when we had you dedicated at church.

14. Pirates or ninjas?
NINJAS.
THERE ARE SEVEN IN THIS ROOM.

Gimme a bonus....your eyes are so black we used to think you looked like a cartoon of a baby...okay, what's your favorite thing about you?
My overall awesomeness.