watch this space

If I don't post soon, K is going to put a piece of tape over my mouth.
It seems that I'm telling my family all the things I usually tell you. The narrative, it is spilling forth.
So, in no particular order, I am transcribing my mental list of post topics:

1. Juno. The movie everyone else saw, like, two years ago which I finally saw last night whilst sitting in my car for 5 hours.
2. Why I was sitting in my car for 5 hours.
3. What I saw whilst sitting in my car for five hours.
4. Money for nothing and shopping at TJ Maxx for a fee.
5. The hole on the side of my house.
6. Who I saw in the hole on the side of my house.
7. Why does the nav system in my car insist on sending me through that tunnel?

Okay, so the last one isn't really a topic - it's more of an annoyance.

I'm trying to get myself together and type (do people even say "type" anymore?) this all up.