overheard

What in this recipe makes it HAVE to be seltzer?

I broke up with Volvo today.

That magazine is so GREEN GREEN GREEN! If it was that GREEN it wouldn't be printed.

Oh, I saw this House but I gave up and went to sleep before it was over. I know the end and it's too stupid to believe.

The birds have started to sing in the morning.

Comments

Melissa said…
Too funny! The green one cracked me right up.

You totally smoked middle with your vagina comment. I'm putting that in my reserve if you don't mind terribly.
Mrs. G. said…
Truth is stranger than fiction most of the time, huh?
MsCellania said…
What are you getting to replace the Volvo?
kmkat said…
It totally amazes me every winter, but the cardinals and the chickadees sing every morning no matter how cold it is. You have no idea how beautiful a cardinal's whistle is when it is transmitted through zero-degree-
F air.
tut-tut said…
I heard the last one verbatim yesterday at knitting . . .
Overhearing that the birds have started to sing in the morning is pretty nice.
paola said…
Very curious about the new "Volvo"...what will it be?
Awaiting patiently to find out...
Did I ever tell you I am a car fan?
Always been.
Bbs are singing constantly here. It's overhearing you outside my windows. All the time.
Anonymous said…
I am a regular reader and delurking myself just for this...

I overheard it recently in a London Airport and it said by American tourists discussing Windsor Caste in England:

'It is a really beautiful building, but why did they build it so close to an airport?'

Windsor Castle is an official residence of The Queen and the largest occupied castle in the world. It has been a royal home and fortress for OVER 900 YEARS.
sandra e said…
you need to look here to get some blackbird items!
http://www.artsvandalay.smugmug.com/gallery/169384_9Ke5L#P-4-12

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