Foil cutter. Broken some time last week.
Curtain rod. Slipped off hardware sometime in October.
Lampshade. Melted during the winter of 2004.
Faucet. Cold water tap valve disintegrated in September. Hot water handle cracked and glued in August.
Fourth stair rail down. Not attached since 1994.
Furnace. High pressure since last night.
Lamp. Ring connecting shade to base missing since 2006.
Paper towel holder. Missing screw since 2002.
K's right hand. Splinter. 10 am.