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Having sufficiently ignored the children, save for medical attention and meals, for the past few weeks, K and I offered them a day out.
We asked if they'd like to go bowling, they were not interested in bowling.
We offered a trip to the bay, no one wanted to go to the bay.
An art project was suggested, an art project was rejected.
A museum outing was offered, a museum outing was excitedly accepted.

After fortifying ourselves with blueberry pancakes and researching to determine that purchasing a family membership to the museum for a year was pennies more than our admission fees for one day, we set off.

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Middle was anxious to see the bones.
Did you know that 80% of each set of bones must be real fossilized bones for them to be on display?
We learned about that from a fossil expert, a tiny lovely older lady who told us lots of interesting things and then left us to hide from a patron who was arguing with her about whether this particular dinosaur was a juvenile or not.
I wish I could have gotten a photo of the fossil expert - she was gorgeous in a palaeontologist kind of way.

cart made possible...

How much money do you suppose one must donate for a cart?

dinosaur resembling my father

A dinosaur resembling my father.

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A complicated photo of one of Middle's favorites, the Smilodon.
Dumb name.

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Meanwhile, I am fond of Pterri.

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uneven covering of enamel

This, apparently, is important.

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An insect sized dinosaur.

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WE LOVE THE PALEOZOIC ERA.

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A dinosaur and my husband.

tiny head great ceiling

Excellent shot by Middle.

There were a few good outfits in this area of the museum:

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Wide leg flowing pants with a very nice tank and jewelry.

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Belted tunic and leggings - this woman was translating everything into Mandarin.
Which made her even prettier.

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Flow-y dress, leggings, ballet flats, excellent hair.

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Freaky hippie girl, well put together...

We saw an exhibit on gold.

me in gold leaf crop

Here I am in gold leaf.
I'm sure I didn't know enough about gold.
There isn't any gold left on the earth - but there was lots of it here.

my favorite necklace

Isn't this pretty?
I liked it very much.

Gold is mined in terrible ways. With terrible chemicals. I learned about it during a pretty terrible short film in a dark little room. And the man sitting next to me farted. (And he was not related to me.)

invisible gold use

Middle demonstrates that, he too, has a vast collection of invisible gold.

gold shaped like stuff

A blurry photo of gold shaped like Africa.

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Golden Buddhas.

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Middle is too skinny to be worth one million dollars in gold.
I had no problem.

three boys bars of gold

Three boys. Bars of gold.

Much of the museum is dated. There is still plenty to see, but occasionally one finds them self in a room that has been untouched for generations -

the water cycle

This diorama of the water cycle was in a rec room setting from the 40's or 50's.
Now that we are members we may have to start a movement for renovation.

the changing forests

Middle was busy laughing at the font.
Such educated children.

k and big tree use

Obviously this slice of the biggest tree in the world is not something the museum would dispose of, but it's dusty and in a dark hallway.

dusty fish

These fish and diver were dusty too.
Someone needs to dust at the museum.

big whale over dance floor

The big whale. He has been dusted.
There is a dance floor beneath him and I happen to know the rental fee for the room is $50,000. I pass this information along in case you'd like to consider the space for your bar mitzvah.

contemplating the sea elephant

The poor sea elephant.
She is not attractive.

Youngest with aunt Pat

What can I say?

walrus resting

I suppose there IS no other way to lay his head.

We did not pay an additional fee to see the mythical beasts. Because we are MEMBERS.
I suggest you skip it entirely as this:

unicorn

is the highlight of the show.
It is plaster.

This, also relegated to a hallway,

some new mineral thing

is a new mineral thing. I don't know, they dug it up in China.
It's pretty.

something missing

This is Middle showing us what this scene is missing.
A tranquil yet boring ocean scene which could be livened up considerably with the addition of a shark - THIS BIG.

stupid giraffes

We have decided that giraffes are stupid.
God's joke creatures.

monks

But the monks admiring them were very cool.

Middle and a primate

It's always fun to pose with primates.

gorilla gorilla gorilla

Middle: It's such a gyp that the gorilla is called gorilla gorilla. Couldn't they come up with something Latin?

At some point we had to cross through the Hall Of Totems.
As we could not be bothered to actually READ the names of the totems, we made up our own.

no, I'm fine totem

The No, Really, I'm Fine totem.

No really, I'm fine totem

Hey, STOP THAT.

I need to pee totem

I Need To Pee.

giving directions totem

Giving Directions.

I leave you with two last things.

very scary closet

The scariest thing in the museum.

And the cutest.

some monkey thing

#290.

Comments

Geggie said…
The totem commentary cracked me up!
Joke said…
Me too! Break a leg!

-J.
catsteevens said…
Oh geggie beat me to it. I died laughing....hahaha ho ho hahaha HAHAHA. Yes, funny funny totem comments.

I'm not clear on what that "scariest thing" is ??? looks like an old rusty sink?

I love giraffes :(
Jennifer said…
Glad to know I'm not the only person going through museums and thinking less-than-intellectual thoughts. :-)
Sue said…
Cute monkey.
paola said…
Thanks for the tour!
We don't have museums liek that anywhere near us...so it was appreciated.
And funny.
Jan said…
The whole time I'm reading, I'm thinking, "Shouldn't she be packing?" Ha. Then I caught your label.
Sounds like a fun(ny) day with your crew.
Suzanne said…
The totem names cracked me up, as well.

I always loved that museum back in the Paleolithic Era when I was a young-un. Haven't been there in ages. Thanks for the photo tour!

Have fun in Chicago! Safe travels!
ssheers said…
That was fun. Thanks.
Jeannie said…
Is it pronounced Smile-o-don?
Loretta said…
I like the old dioramas and dusty hallway exhibits. Reminds me of the old days when museums were fussy and curious and dusty and not all techno glitz.

However, the totems - I spewed coffee all over the keyboard - and I was at work!

As for the Blogher deal - I've met you, you're adorable, you'll be well loved. You will rule!
alice c said…
Remember when you fly that if the dinosaurs could do it with a few random bones, scaly skin and a brain the size of a peanut you will be just fine surrounded by the might of modern technology.

Have a great time at BlogHer.
cityfarmer said…
kinda diggin your "meet me" list
marian said…
awesome! thanks for that. it brought back one of the best things about my childhood in the big city.
Julie said…
I have actually been to a wedding and a few fundraisers underneath that blue whale.

While the parties were wonderful I was always nervous it was going to fall on me.
Alice said…
umm, next time can I come too?
Kim said…
"Having sufficiently ignored the children, save for medical attention and meals"
you mean we're meant to do things with them in between these times?
Kim said…
And one of those totems perfectly captures my recent predicament.
Maya said…
Just stumbled upon your blog through sk*rt and got sucked into this! I so need to do this on our next museum visit! Love how you documented the very strange, the people, etc. Thanks for helping break up my work day!