new rules
The scene: my bedroom. I'm on the phone.
bb: The thing is, you know I'm not one of those people. I don't really have a food issue, I'm not eating anything crazy...you know like chocolate, or cake...
Mom: What? And you've gained ten pounds?
bb: Well, no. I mean, I don't own a scale. And my clothes fit me exactly the same.
Mom: So?
bb: So I just got out of the shower, and before I got dressed, I sat down and polished my toenails and I just looked really fat...I guess curled up like that wasn't the most flattering angle...
Mom: NAKED? You polished your toenails naked?!
bb: um, yeah.
Mom: YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING NAKED! DO YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING NAKED. UNLESS THE LIGHTS ARE OUT.
bb: The thing is, you know I'm not one of those people. I don't really have a food issue, I'm not eating anything crazy...you know like chocolate, or cake...
Mom: What? And you've gained ten pounds?
bb: Well, no. I mean, I don't own a scale. And my clothes fit me exactly the same.
Mom: So?
bb: So I just got out of the shower, and before I got dressed, I sat down and polished my toenails and I just looked really fat...I guess curled up like that wasn't the most flattering angle...
Mom: NAKED? You polished your toenails naked?!
bb: um, yeah.
Mom: YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING NAKED! DO YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING NAKED. UNLESS THE LIGHTS ARE OUT.
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And yes, JB has one of those charcoal starter thingeys. He's talking about getting a ceramic "egg" smoker now...
and i'm with your mom. and you -- the hunching thing, not so good over here, either.