although there is nothing wrong with me...

I meme.
Swiped from Badger:

If I was an hour of the day... I would be 1:00 pm.
If I was a planet... I would be the Moon. And I KNOW it's not a planet.
If I was a direction... I would be North.
If I was a piece of furniture... I would be a bed.
If I was a liquid... I would be gin.
If I was a sin... I would be Envy.
If I was a rock... I would be sedimentary.
If I was a tree... I would be a pear.
If I was a fruit... I would be an avocado.
If I was a flower... I would be a honeysuckle.
If I was a climate... I would be 20's to 60's.
If I was a musical instrument... I would be some weird-ass thing that no one has heard of.
If I was an element... I would be water.
If I was a color... I would be black.
If I was an animal... I would be a dead. I don't like animals.
If I was a sound... I would be the ocean.
If I was music... I would be some weird-ass thing no one has heard of.
If I was a music style... I would be...what, do I have to explain again?
If I was a feeling... I would be anxiety. But with love.
If I was a book... I would be a journal.
If I was a food... I would be goat cheese.
If I was a place... I would be Paris.
If I was a flavour... I would be chai.
If I was a scent... I would be rosemary.
If I was a word... I would be short.
If I was a verb... I would be transfix.
If I was an object... I would be a bowl.
If I was a part of the body... I would be the eyes.
If I was a facial expression... I would be a smirk.
If I was a cartoon character... I would be Bugs Bunny.
If I was a movie... I would be You've Got Mail.
If I was a shape... I would be a rectangle.
If I was a number... I would be 17.
If I was a season... I would be fall.
If I was a sentence... I would be "say la vee."

Comments

Badger said…
Okay but why are you a rooster? That's what I really want to know.
BabelBabe said…
if i was a hammer....sorry, couldn't help myself.
Sarah Louise said…
You've Got Mail ROCKS!!
MizMell said…
What type of sunblock?
jenny said…
I bought my kids coconut shampoo just so I could snuffle a bit of summer on them.
Kimblahg said…
I just did this and happened to name it "If I was a hammer" before I saw babelbabe's comment. Interesting meme- I'm sure a psychologist would have a field day with mine.
kilowatthour said…
i have decided you would be a hurdy-gurdy.
paula said…
I'd say you were a hydrocrystalophone. But that just me.
BabelBabe said…
you'd be a theremin.
catsteevens said…
My favs about you -

"If I was a food... I would be goat cheese.
If I was a flavour... I would be chai.
If I was an object... I would be a bowl."


Hmmm, sounds like a snack!
Scot said…
Ok, Ok, this is totally off subject but I just saw that guy who juggles in a plastic funnel-the one you posted about a week ago-doing his schtick on a Geico insurance commercial. Once again I'm wondering, Why can't I make money for doing something completely stupid?
blackbird said…
Same guy, Scott -

it's a travesty of justice.
IT'S JUST A FREAKIN TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE.
tut-tut said…
You've Got Mail? Hmm.
Suzanne said…
Had to steal this one from you and Badger.

I, too, was thinking perhaps a theremin for you.
Anonymous said…
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.