take note

  • Now my eye twitches WHEN I drink.
  • I can't tell if it's a permanent bruise or a liver spot on the back of my right hand.
  • I may have actually, finally, screwed up the No Knead Bread.
  • I hate haikus.
  • I just pulled something out from between my front teeth. Upon inspection it appears to be a piece of black thread. What could I have eaten that resembles black thread? Why do people look at what they extract from between their teeth?
  • SHUT UP. YOU KNOW YOU DO.

Comments

jo said…
NO!! What did you do to it?
I still haven't had a chance to make it. This has been the busy, busy, busy week. I'm so hoping for next week.
Do you eat cheese wrapped in wax? Sometimes i have seen waxed cheeses that have a sort of mesh of fabric embedded in the cheese.
Paola said…
The eye twitching is not good.
Try to fix it. At once.
Jennifer said…
EYE: If your right eye twitches there will soon be a birth in the family. If the left eye twitches there will soon be a death in the family.
Badger said…
The eye twitch will go away. Mine hung around for MONTHS, but now it's gone.

Oh shit. I think I just jinxed myself.

I have a spot on my left hand but I'm pretty sure it's one of those basal cell cancer thingies. I should have it looked at, maybe.

I love haiku.

Did you eat a banana? That could cause that black thread thing.
BabelBabe said…
Drink more wine; eye lids
Relax; plus, no cares about
Things caught in your teeth.
kilowatthour said…
i once had an eye twitch for six months. i was a delight.
KathyR said…
Haiku is always
More fun to write than it is
To read. Isn't it?

Drink more.
margalit said…
I gotta ask, how did you screw up the bread? I've been making it pretty regularly and I do all sorts of stuff to it, like add herbs and dried fruit and leave it for 24 hours, and it always comes out the same. Bland, but with a glorious crust. So I'm dying to know what you did. Oh, and if you add dried apples, raisins, and curry powder, it makes a really interesting bread!