50 new things about me

1. I have been eating arugula out of the bag, like chips.
2. I intend to read Eat, Pray, Love.
3. My heels are cracked.
4. I do not use music to heal.
   
5. I think I'm taller and am surprised that I'm not.
   
6. It takes a long time for me to finish the bottle of shampoo.*
7. I don't even like chocolate anymore.
8. I always think I'm going to take care of my garden, and then don't.
9. I bought two J Crew tee shirts.
10. I hate J Crew.
11. K and I are going to a weekend long wedding. In June. Alone.
12. I hate having work men in my house.
13. Someone always runs out of socks.
14. This is nothing new.
15. I've been making bread once a week.
16. I'm really looking forward to May, when church will be over for the season.
17. I've stopped wearing socks.
    
18. I act like a mother-in-law and none of them are married.**
19. I'd like to shave my head.
20. And get a tattoo.
21. But not on my head.
22. I'm spending far too much time thinking about our trip in September.
23. I'm spending far too little time washing floors.
24. I read my site meter like a blog.***
    
25. I've been roasting asparagus.
    
26. I like the smell of Play-Doh.
27. I've never seen The Simpsons.
28. I've never had a migraine.
29. I believe in horoscopes.
30. I love henna dyed hands.
31. I can't eat cooked tuna.
32. Balloons annoy me.
33. I always sniff the clean laundry.
34. I bring candy to the movies.
35. Sometimes I love to cook.
36. Sometimes I hate to cook.
37. I need a haircut.
38. My left ear is ringing.
39. I need a pedicure.
40. My left foot is smaller.
41. Last night, I watched Castaway interspersed with The Sound Of Music.
42. I need to write a post about Castaway.
43. I dreamed of tapeworms - I blame House.
44. I like quiet mornings.
45. I forget my cell phone all the time.
46. I'm really into spinach pie right now.
47. I can't crack my knuckles.
48. But I can crack my hip.
49. I like to read the magazines at the supermarket.
50. I eat black licorice. ****

*months! months I tell you!
**no girlfriend is good enough.
***I can see who reads this, where they live, and how they got here.
****not that candy stuff either.