I'm a little worried

Picture 3

...a couple of things trouble me.

I, sort of, don't want to know that Ellen has breasts.

Why does she look so shiny?

Why is ELLEN the unlikely New It Girl? Unlikely?

Finally, I remember when Rosie O'Donnell was so popular and everyone was talking about her show and how nice she was, how funny she was, how entertaining...and then, BAM, Rosie got all mean and butch. It was almost as though she was over-marketed and it ruined her.
I don't want Ellen to be ruined.
I really like her.
And I KNOW she'd love me. You know...if she knew me.

Comments

kilowatthour said…
i'm not sure what they did to her there. she looks decidedly not like ellen. disconcerting.
robiewankenobie said…
eeeew. that is all.





::figures it would be just like how entranced the bb would be by the rwkn if she knew her::
Angela said…
She is glistening a bit much for my taste.

It looks like she has been up all night pysankying.
Jennifer said…
I watched Ellen today, and she mentioned they wanted to " show her stuff" and well... that they did.. but why? I dunno!
Badger said…
Shiny Breasts will be the name of my next album.
desiree said…
It is her hair that troubles me. Could they have even tried to give it volume? Please? I can think of a dozen ways to make Ellen look more updated or even hot; this is most certainly not any of them.
Velma said…
It's more the glowy make-up, shiny skin, boobies combo for me - it kills her goofy appeal for me.
BabelBabe said…
WTF is she wearing???
Sarah Louise said…
It's not even her smile, and I think what she's wearing is a toga with white overalls and a green bra? Yes, this is very disturbing.

And I, for one, am waiting with bated breath for Badger's album.
tongue in cheek said…
Ellen Who?
celestial opus said…
I think she looks amazing, yet still her. I'm with you on the "it girl" thing, but perhaps they'll explain it? Who knows, most likely not.

(oh lord I'm disagreeing with blackbird and the commenters. Be nice, please. I think you would like me too...if you knew me...)
dusty said…
I hope she hasn't had work done because it doesn't look like her face.
Joke said…
I think maybe she's glowing.

-J.
jenny said…
ew. I don't care for the glammed up Ellen. And her dress...seems to have pockets? The eye makeup and the glisten? disturbing.
SneakyPeek said…
I too am a fan of Ellen. I don't want her to be overexposed.

She is a great way to start the day.
cityfarmer said…
I, too like...for now...she somehow seems so innocent....