I'm a little worried
...a couple of things trouble me.
I, sort of, don't want to know that Ellen has breasts.
Why does she look so shiny?
Why is ELLEN the unlikely New It Girl? Unlikely?
Finally, I remember when Rosie O'Donnell was so popular and everyone was talking about her show and how nice she was, how funny she was, how entertaining...and then, BAM, Rosie got all mean and butch. It was almost as though she was over-marketed and it ruined her.
I don't want Ellen to be ruined.
I really like her.
And I KNOW she'd love me. You know...if she knew me.