Is this yours?

bilstex

Did you leave it at my house over the holidays?
I've called everyone I can think of...
no one has claimed it.

I AM THROWING IT OUT NOW.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Stray lip balm and combs...ewe.
vague said…
Noooo! It's miiiine!


OK, not really. On a (slightly) more serious note, I once found a mysterious tube of Burt's Bees lip balm in my car, and no one would own up to having left it there. There must be some secret shame in lip balm that we just don't know about.
Anonymous said…
It is the property of a friend of Middle's, I just know it. Toss it due to cooties.
MsCellania
Anonymous said…
I can't think of anything witty to say, but I loved this post.
MontanaJen said…
my husband would take in a heartbeat. he considers individual lip balms just extensions of one great mother lip balm. He loses his balm immediately, and picks up random lip balms - a great karmic circle of essential emolients, I suppose.
Anonymous said…
Well.. that is a good lip balm too bad you have to toss it. It really helps cure and sooth cold sores. Anyone you notice have a cold sore over the holidays? I bet it'd be theirs!
Robyn said…
What a hoot!
Paola said…
It's Santa's.
Of course...he must have dropped it while laying your gifts down in your newly rearranged living room, he tripped on the ottoman which needless to say wasn't there last year.
It's so darn simple.
Anonymous said…
you threw my lip balm away?! damn you! i was stalking you and left it by accident. guess i'm off to walgreens.
Anonymous said…
this made me lol, cos my oldest son loves this stuff and we cannot find these around here all the time!
AND he loses his tubs ALL THE TIME too ;-)

**elenajane who has trouble posting on blogs sometimes**