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blah blah blah Renee Zellweger blah blah blah had to gain sooo much weight blah blah soooo thin now blah blah blah will have to take some time off. We are all so worried about her.

As for the 56 year old who just had twins, let me just say that if she's game, bravo. I wonder how she will do feeding them all night for the first year.

And, finally, may I just say...
The Polar Express just got the worst review in the history of the world.

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genius.